I was playing an engaging game of counterstrike untill a nooblet sprayed some bullets into my head. I told everybody playing that I only have one arm, and I prolly could've won if I had my other arm back. Then I opened a bag of dorritos.
I started munching down, and was caught off guard when I respawned in the game. I quickly rubbed my eyes and started playing again.
The burning in my eyes from the dorito flavor was the worst I felt in years. Worse when I got dirt in my eye. Worse than when I put in dirty contacts and got pink eye. It was even worse than when I seen 2girls1cup.
Doritos are bad news.
Tags: Hoobladarf Doritos Eyes
