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Created: Dec 28, 2008
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Location: St. Louis , United States
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You Shall Burn For Your McSins
Follow the path of the Spicy Chicken to salvation, where curly fries shall rain from the sky. Cleanse yourself of your McSins by following the teachings of your Messiah. - Jack Jr.
On the 1st day there was the Taco, and the taco was delicious and meat free.
On the 2nd day there were the Chicken Tenders, which were pretty bitchin'. However Jack saw it fit to use bigger breasts.
On the 3rd day there was the Cappuccino Milkshake, and this was good, but Jack thought it was too good for mortals to partake of, so he removed it from the menu.
On the 4th day he created Earth, for he needed more creatures to bask in his unearthly delights. This year is now commonly known as 1951.
On the 5th day his creatures cast before him false gods in Ronald McDonald and The King. So he punished them by creating new, shittier fries.
On The 6th day Jack spake, saying Fuck this shit, I'm outta here.
Jack then left the creatures to choose between their delights now commonly known as "Fast Food".
While Jack has left this world, his presence is still everywhere.*
*Except states deemed unworthy, like Arkansas and Oklahoma.
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